Minors.

One morning at breakfast in college, Carol breezed into the dining hall, dropped her purse on the floor, put her tray on the table and said:

"Damn if I ever smoke crack again."

Best entrance line ever. She also sometimes said, "I need to fuck En Vogue."

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Four of us were walking down 57th Street, near the University Club, I think. Esteban, who was Spanish, suddenly doubled over and vomited into a tree planter.

"It's fine. Heroin will do this, you know?"

I didn't.

He also once told about bringing a homeless woman back to his dorm room and smoking crack and having very abusive sex. I didn't like him.